Ask the Witch of Luck and her Furniture

Hey everyone, you can ask anything of me or my puppets.

The puppet list is this so far:


~Beato (Umineko)
~Erika ( " ")
~Bernkastel ( " ")
~Ange ( " ")
~Kyon (TMoHS)
~Koizumi (" ")
~Battler the Endless Sorcerer *Batora* (Umineko)

Carla walked in, feeling a bit bored, followed by Yoshitaka.
"Battler, meet your alternate universe self. Yoshitaka, this is your alternate universe self. Discuss." Carla sat back, because she was going to prove her WMG right today, dangit.
"...Alternate universe?" Yoshitaka wondered.
"Well, yeah. Usually, your AU self wouldn't be in overdrive mode here, but there's no ask thread for the regular one yet, so yeah." Carla nodded.
"Hm." Yoshitaka said, more confused than ever.
(XD They have similarities, so I made a Wild Mass Guess that they're AU versions of the other. XD So yeah.)

"Who's he again?" Batora pointed to the new guy.

"Don't look at me, I know nothing." Lita shrugged.