Purgatario (Jump In)

(Just like over at TS; Bern got too drunk and screwed up the gameboard. Time to have some fun~!

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The Witch of Miracles giggled, the table where the chessboard stood fell down and the pieces scattered all over the place.

"Whooopps!"

"Bernkastel-sama?" Erika squeaked. "What happened?"

"I did a boo boo." *giggle*

"She's drunk." Erika frowned. "And messed up the game."

"WHERE'S THE LADIES AT?!" Rudolf cackled and appeared from who knows where.

"Too old for me." Bern raspberried. "I want my Akasaka~! We're gonna get MARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIED!"

"What? You got your charm from me!" Rudolf grinned and spotted Belphie. "Hello again."

"Eek!!" the Stake of Sloth ran off.

"What charm?" Beato popped in, looking dizzy. "Muu, shouldn't have done that. The baby's acting funny~"

Beato nodded. "Battler and I are expecting."

"Wow, thought you wouldn't show up after what happened at the wedding." Lita popped in. "I loved shooting you out of the cannon!"

"Stop that at once!" Beato snapped and pushed Evatrice's staff out of the way. "Do you have no meaning of personal space?"

"It's called maturing. Besides, I don't want anything happening to this little one." Beato rubbed her stomach lovingly.

"Awww, Mama Beato is moe~" Lita grinned. "You need to learn from your predcessor." she cackled to Evatrice.

"AN~NOYING!" Batora spoke from behind Evatrice and bonked her in the head.

"Hoh, you can't see him?" Beato cackled. "I sure can~"

"The brat can't see me?" Batora grinned. "I think I found a new toy." and he flicked Evatrice's skirt.

"Yay! No more punching bag!" Erika cheered.

"Should we tell her?" Beato cackled.

"Hey Evatrice, the guy bugging you now...is known as the Endless Sorcerer. Or we should say, Battler's sorcerer counterpart." Lita grinned. "And he's found a new toy."

"Not so great." Batora cackled and took her staff. "Come and get it~"

"No." Batora grinned and started twirling it. "Swords are better."

Meanwhile, everyone was eating popcorn.

Batora just put a palm on the witch's head. "Aww, how cute!" he cooed and used the staff to lift up Evatrice's dress a bit. "Better if I could touch your chest, ihihii~"

"Isn't she cute~ihihi." the Endless Sorcerer cackled before doing what he said he would do in the last post.

"Whoa, he actually did it." Lita blinked.