Looking for treasure in a strange portal!

Lucifer dissapeared from her mirror self.

"Where did you go?" The doppelganger looked around.

Her back was gouged by Lucifer in stake form and she broke into pieces.

"Don't you dare harm my daughter!" Rosa pointed her gun at the Evil Maria.

"I don't have a mirror?" Natsuhi thought.

There was a figure behind her.

"Look out behind you!" Lili alerted Natsuhi. Lili was, of course, a bit hurt, and couldn't attack...well, not without her rifle, which she had carelessly left at home. >>

Natsuhi turned around.

"You call yourself a Ushiromiya but you don't carry the blood or wear the crest, Eva is right." The evil Natsuhi smirked.

"But you forgot that Kinzo believes the bird is engraved in my heart." She pointed the gun at her evil self.

A weird looking bird passed by.
"...DUN DUN DUN." Carla grinned.

"Kihihihihi~," Evil!Maria laughed, and started walking, evily, towards Rosa. "Mama~"

(We're gonna be attacked by Big Bird now? xD)

(Nah. Just for funny/dramatic effect, since there was hesitating. Though that's a lulzy idea.)

Rosa shot a bullet at the evil Maria.

"Kinzo is just a crazy fool who believs in witch." The clone replied and stepped closer.

"USO DA!!" Natsuhi shot at the clone and it shattered.

Evil!Maria exploded in a shower of ~sparkles~. And orange goo.

Haruhi was already looking for treasure. "We're gonna need a drill that pierces the--"
"Heavens..." Izumi stated in monotone.
"No, ground. Where'd you get that from?" Haruhi asked, confused.

"Maria are you ok?" Rosa asked and hugged her daughter.

"End of level 1!" Konata shouted.

"Uuu~ I'm fine Mama~" Maria said, hugging Rosa.

Cloud recognised Konata's voice for a second, but his head quickly hurt, and he was confused.
"..." Carla frowned--she had to erase his memories, since once again, they had to move to another site, and Konata was taken by a new puppeteer. Apparently, they were coming back, but sparingly...
Haruhi was digging into the ground. "Beast-kun, did you get the drill?" She asked. BB nodded, and presented a huge drill that seemed to rival Gurran Laggen's own.
"Yahoo, good job, Beast-kun!" Haruhi grinned, jumping onboard. "Anyone else gonna dig here?!"

Meanwhile at WoK's domain.

"WHAT MY FURNITURE ARE SEARCHING FOR TREASURE!?" WoF slammed her fists on the table.

Her messenger was shaking scaredly and said, "May I leave?"

"Yes before I turn you into furniture soup!" She hissed at him.

(....?
Anyway....)
BACK TO THE REAL STORY.
Haruhi started drilling, humming the Gurren Laggen theme under her breath.

"Well no way I'm sitting here with some nitwits."WoK teleported into the portal too.

Haruhi grinned, walking out of the tunnel with a golden necklace. Teto was dragging a whole chest behind her, full of various treasure.
"I believe that this AU trip for treasure was a success." Haruhi nodded.
"Oh! And remember that contract you signed, Haruhi! I get 80%." Yoshitaka said. Being the evil little boy he was, it wasn't that big a blemish on his concience.

A little boy with a schoolgirl outfit arrived to where the treasure was.

"Looks like I arrived for the crowning achivement." WoK said.

"...Yeah, yeah you did." Haruhi said. "So, we all ready to go back home? You all got the thrill of adventure, and I got 20% of the treasure!"
"I got 80%." Yoshitaka smirked. "The only thing is....where the hell is that portal, exactly....?"

"Too bad I used teleportation magic has only one use per day otherwise I could teleport you guys out." WoK said.

"I've got it. We'll dig all the way to the other side of the earth, signal a plane, and..." Haruhi began, but Lili stopped her.
"That won't work..." Lili said, but she looked around. "Maybe there's another way..."